Guys, I tried. Honestly. I got as far as Bella meeting Edward's creepy family. I can go no further. I just can't finish Twilight.It is honestly some of the most god-awful writing I have ever encountered, and that includes crap I've read on Fanfiction.net.My only...
Chapter 5: OMG BLOOOOOOD! Are you scared yet?! ARE YOU?! So Bella talks to the jerk a bit more, and he just comes out and tells her that he's a jerk and she shouldn't be friends with him, WHICH OF COURSE SHE DOES NOT LISTEN TO because of him being perfect. (Take a...
Chapter 3: Still not convinced Bella isn't a space alien. I'm three pages into the third chapter. This is so unbearably hard to read. She's talked to Edward once - ONCE, and it was a normal conversation between teenagers, as far as I can see - and she's calling it...
Yes, this may call my sanity into question, but I've decided to review Twilight chapter by chapter. My initial impression: at nine pages in, Bella already comes off as an insufferable teenage angst machine. Pray for my soul, friends; I may not make it to the end with...